Friday, December 11, 2009
Friday Funny Monkey Business
Okay it's "Friday Funnies" time again, and this week the theme involves taking a look at our nearest and dearest relatives: the monkeys.
First up, we have a classic compilation from YouTube of the "Trunk Monkey" TV advertisments from the good old USA. These have entertained millions of people around the world, and so I am certain that you will enjoy them as well.
Okay, how about a funny monkey joke, (to flex the old cheek smiling muscles):
A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".
This joke came from a site with a great collection of Monkey jokes at:
http://www.monkeymatters.com/jokes.htm It even has this set of bananas that chase your mouse around the screen..... really cute.... check it out.
"The Arctic Monkeys" are a band with some darn good tunes, and here is one of their finest in a very neat little homemade music video from YouTube:
Enough of this monkeying around,
Go and have a great weekend,
I'm off to get some more bananas !
Big Passy Wasabi