Friday, April 9, 2010

Cowboys and Utes Friday Funny

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We started the week off at a Cowboy Rodeo and Ute Show, and have decided to finish it off in the same vain, with a bit of good old Cowboy Country and Western funny times.

Sure plenty of guys would like to be a Cowboy. Back in the 1980's they even wrote big hit songs about this.

Boys Don't Cry from 1986 - I wanna be a Cowboy song

Hope you liked that there little tune, and had a good old Country style sing along with the choruses.

Now some folks have told us that not all Cowboys are good friendly guys, in fact some can be real animals. Surely this can't be true !

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And if you thought that was a bit out there, well check out these two Rodeo giants from the funny farm:

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Now what happens if you're unhappy being a Cowboy. Like what if you end up being a sad Emo Cowboy ?

Keeping with the Cowboy sing song theme, here is a little clip we should really have saved for a Christmas 2010 Friday Funny. But heck, Christmas is a long way away, and we just can't wait that long!

Rodney Carrington has some hilarious Country and Western songs, and we just couldn't pass up including his 12 Redneck Days of Christmas:

Recently we have been accused at Passy World of featuring far too many attractive females on the Blog. So to redress this gaping imbalance, here is a picture just for the ladies of a famous New York Serenading Romeo (Cowboy style). Oh yeah, and he is wearing underpants and not actually naked.

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Cowboy / Country Jokes

Country Folks Magic Elevator

A country family are visiting the big city for the first time.
The father and son are in the hotel lobby when they spot an elevator.
"What's that Dad?" The boy asked.
"I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" Replied the father.

Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.

The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.
They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old buxom blonde.

The father looks at his son and says "Go get your Mother !"

Cowboy Wannabe

More than anything, Bill wanted to be a cowbow. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bill, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"

Where are you from ?

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With great pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

The Cowboy and the Preacher

One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon.

The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."

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Every Cowboy needs his Bacon for breakfast, and especially in these modern times, life's no good without your bacon:

Apart from his bacon and beans, every good Cowboy needs to get himself a nice gun. Of course modern technology has brought the modern Cowboy's gun a long way from the pocket sized six shooter of yester-year:

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Finally, we would be very remiss not to feature the Cowboy's core business, which is of course riding horses.

The Top 10 Signs You're Not a Real Cowboy

10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "You sold your livestock to buy front row tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching the Cowboy in the 'Village People', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is an apartment in San Francisco"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but only on mechanical bulls"

Friday Funny Ute Show

Wow, this is a "2 for 1" bonus Friday Funny, because we're gonna do Utes as well!

Visiting the Lang Lang Ute Show earlier this week has really aroused our curiosity about what types of modifications people might make to farm utes in other countries.

Here are some highly modified American Utes, (that they call "pick-ups") :

Now if you've got yourself a big farming country family, then this is the rig for you.

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But if you're just a young single fella, then you might be wanting someting a little more sporty:

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Of course these fancy ute modifications don't come cheap. Now there ain't a lot of dollars around when the crops been failing, and so sometimes corners are cut in the interests of such economical considerations:

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And after a long hot day working in the fields, what could be better than to cool down in the luxury of your very own mobile backyard jacuzzi.

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Now here's an honest hard working "super Sized" American Ute. You sure can fit a lot more travelling equipment in the back of that rig than you can on your bike.

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This picture of "Utezilla", the bush Kangaroo, kind of takes us back to our Robots Friday Funny from earlier this year:

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Of course having your own special customised pick up is a true love affair for any good old country boy. But would you ever consider getting married to your pick up truck?

Well this has been a Friday Funny that turned out "Bigger than Texas". Hopefully you found some good honest homespun fun, and we'll be back on our horse to bring you something smiley again next week.

Big Passy Wasabi

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