Friday, July 30, 2010

Fruity Friday Funny

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This week we have a very nutritional Fruit and Vegetable Friday Funny that we have prepared especially for all of you. Oranges are certainly a fruit that is supposed to be very good for us, and so let's start with a rather special orange.

This particular orange has really put some Vitamin C into YouTube lately, and squeezed out millions of views. For some reason, this guy is called "The Annoying Orange", so let's begin to find out why.



The above video has had over 26 million views, and the animation and character development all through eye and mouth movements are nothing short of phenomenal. (More of the annoying orange dude later).

Here are some good old fashioned fruit and vegetable "knock knock" jokes.

Vegetable Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in please, We're very cold!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!

There are many more "Annoying Orange" videos on YouTube, but this one with the Pot of Gold Lepricorn getting the living daylights annoyed out of him is a particular favourite:



Two Irish potatoes were sitting on a chopping board.
"I’m about to change my nationality" one said to the other
"How?" the other potato asked
"By becoming French fries!"

Fruity Jokes

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well

Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple?
A: I’ve got you covered

Q: What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!

Q: Why did the lemon cross the road?
A: To make lemon squash!

Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date!

The "Annoying Orange" videos are not just silly shallow slap stick comedy, but cover all subjects, cultures, and genres. A classic example is this horror movie annoying orange video:



Surely you would have to be a real donkey, (or maybe a fruity donkey), not to like the Annoying Orange?

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Now for our last Annoying Orange video, which is a great parody of the classic movie "Back to the Future".



And just in case you haven't got your fill of Fruit and vegetable jokes yet, here are a few more.

Vegetable Jokes - Part 2

Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A: Strangle it

Q: What’s the fastest vegetable?
A: A runner bean

Q: What is small, round and giggles a lot?
A: A tickled onion

Q: What’s the strongest vegetable?
A: A muscle sprout

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: Tomato paste!

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me.

Q: What did the apple say to the bug?
A: Stop bugging me!!!!!!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q: What do you call a retired vegetable?
A: A has-bean.

Q: What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A: The wine.

Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grump-pea.

No wonder the pea was angry. What with people saying all sorts of nasty stuff about him like this:

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Here is a video by another Fruit and vedgy star of YouTube called "Killer Bean" :



Vegetable Jokes - Part 3

Q: What do you call a fast fungus?
A: A mush-vroom.

Q: Why was the mushroom invited to lots of parties?
A: Because he was a fungi to be with!

Q: Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?
A: Because it ran out of juice!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants.

Q: What is small, red and whispers?
A: A hoarse radish.

Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: Why is a pea small and green?
A: If it was large and red it would be a fire engine!

Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
A: With a cabbage patch!

Now for our final video of "Killer Bean". This one starts off tame enough with a bit of MJ Dancing, but then later degenerates into some full on Matrix style mayhem.




Vegetable Jokes - Part 4

Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers

Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?
A: You Cant-Eloupe

Q: What did the baby corn say to the Mum corn?
A: Where's Popcorn

Q: Where do baby apes sleep?
A: In apricots

Q: What game do elephants love to play?
A: Squash

So that's it for another week here at Passy's World.

Think I need to squeeze me some fresh orange juice for breakfast, and get myself outdoors to weed the vegetable patch this weekend!

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

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