Friday, August 6, 2010

Parking a Friday Funny

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Recently I was out with a friend who had a new car with a really great parking sensors system. (The only drawback with these systems is that they don't detect hazards for every conceivable parking situation).

So here we are parking ourselves at the computer for yet another fun packed Friday Funny!

Our first driver certainly looks like he could use some sensible sensors to assist him with his parking efforts:

At least he didn't go as badly as this tragic group effort:

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Here is a two minute YouTube compilation of some great moments in parking. It is certainly amazing how many stationery states people can get their cars into.

Now what's the story with the following car?

Is the driver simply "Barking up the wrong tree" ..... or
"Parking up the wrong tree" ..... or maybe a bit of both ?

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Car Parking Joke of the Week

Q.What happens to frogs when they park illegally?

A.They get toad

Irish Car Parking Joke of the Week

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police.

'What did he look like?, the sergeant asked.

'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate'.

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Speaking of things that are green, take a close look at this green car parked next to the van.... or is it?

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Time for another magic moments of parking video... Enjoy.

Courteous Car Park Rules
  • When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing.
  • Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
  • In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both.
  • As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull through and take it from him.
  • Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car........
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Now speaking of shananigans in car parks, here is a classic Mr Bean favorite:

Pensioner Parking Joke of the Week

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for. Elsie was so angered that she approached the young fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth, 'I was about to park there.'

The man looked at her with disdain and replied, 'That's what you can do when you're young and bright.'

This annoyed Elsie even more, so she got back in her car, backed it up and then she stamped on the accelerator and rammed straight into his BMW.

The young man ran back to his car and shouted in a stunned voice, 'What did you do that for?'

Elsie smiled at him and said, 'That's what you can do when you're old and rich.'

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That's it for another week here at Passy's World. We would love to stay longer, but we have some serious parking problems of our own:

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I'm off to park myself on the couch for a while.

Big Passy Wasabi

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