Friday, August 13, 2010

Talking Animals Friday Funny

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Gather around boys and girls for a truly animal Friday Funny.

Now we all have seen and heard talking animals before, especially Parrots and Cockatoos. Here is one particularly talented and talkative famous Parrot called "Einstein" :

The Parrot on the Plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another coke dogface!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!"

The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've sure got guts!"

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But it's not only Parrots who can talk. This is evident from some of the talking animal gems on YouTube. Check out this cute little talking Dog:

And it's just not dogs and parrots, but all sorts of animals having their say:

Some animals don't have that much to talk about though, and would rather just spend their quality time glued to the TV set:

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Yet some other animals don't want to talk to each other at all, because they simply don't get along! For these guys, actions speak far louder than words!

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Other animals are sad and lonely, and need some help.

The Lonely Talking Frog

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

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Here is an amazing talking Myna Bird on the Johnny Carson show.

And while we're on the bird jokes:

Cruising Penguins

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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And now for another all the animals are talking type video:

If the following two cats could talk, this is what they would be saying:

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And now for my all time favourite talking animal: "Mr Ed". This guy was a horse that could talk, and star of a famous TV show that my parents used to watch in the sixties. This episode features an extremely young Clint Eastwood, and the first part is very funny.

And I know you are all dying to find out the rest of the Mr Ed versus Clint Eastwood story, and so here it is:

It's time to say goodbye to another week, and get on the road to a big weekend.

Maybe this nice friendly guy will give me a lift into town, if I sling the remains of a big T-bone his way.

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Not so sure about his tastes in music though:

Woof Woof and Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

1 comment:

  1. Very enjoyable, thanks for sharing Passy.
    Great "Useful links" too.

    You might get some unexpected visitors here, looking for Sean. I'll explain tomorrow when we meet for coffee.