Friday, September 17, 2010

Egyptian Friday Funny

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This week we are taking a funny look at Egypt. This is part of a theme for Passy World for the next few weeks, as we travel around the Arab world for the first time ever.

Let's start off with some wonderful Egyptian Art:

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Here is a T-Shirt that no Egyptologist should be without:

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It is of course the mummies that are the most famous part of Egypt. But did you know that they also had a fabulous rock band?

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And now for some fabulous mummie jokes. These are so old, they are bound to get a laugh!

Q. Why do mummies tell no secrets?
A. Because they keep things under wraps.

Q. Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
A. Of corpse!

Q. Who is the best mummy wrapper in Egypt?
A. The Wizard of Gauze

Q. What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A. Satisfaction guaranteed or double your MUMMY back!

Q. How do mummies hide?
A. They wear masking tape.

Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A. Because he was coffin.

Q. What is a mummy’s favorite music?
A. Ragtime.

Q. What did the mummy say when he got angry with the skeleton?
A. I've got a bone to pick with you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a mummy with a CD?
A. A wrap song.

Speaking of Wrap songs, here is a famous Egyptian rapper who you may or may not instantly recognise:

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Mummie Jokes - Part 2

Q. Who changed King Tut's diapers?
A. His mummy.

Q. What did the baby pyramid say to the other pyramid?
A. How's your mummy?

Q. Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. She was all tied up!

Q. What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A. I want my mummy!

Q. What is the name of the Mummy’s rock group?
A. The Wrappers.

Q. Where do mummies go for a swim?
A. To the dead sea!

Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was very wound up.

Q. What is the most important day in Egypt?
A. Mummy's Day.

Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A. They are too afraid they will relax and start unwinding.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up!

Q. Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A. Because he finally thought he was old enough to leave home!

Q. Why were ancient Egyptian children very confused?
A. Because their daddies were mummies!

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They are good at keeping things under wraps.

Q. What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
A. A Toot and Car Man.

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This will be the last Friday Funny for a few weeks. We are wrapping things up for our big overseas holiday, but we will be back in October.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

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