Friday, September 3, 2010
A Very Wet Friday Funny
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This week we are getting soaked in laughter. Fun that has to do with water is our treat for this week.
Let's get started with a great little three minute compilation from YouTube:
As you can see, a lot of accidents and funny things happen when people are around water.
This is especially true for the gentle relaxing pass time of water skiing. That is unless you want to do water skiing on steroids!
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Here are some skiing highlights from YouTube for your viewing pleasure.
Wet and Wild Jokes - Part 1
Q. What did the sink say to the water faucet?
A. You're a real drip.
Q. Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names?
A. Hot and Cold.
Q. Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach?
A. Yes. It's much better to swim in water.
Q. When does a boat show affection ?
A. When it hugs the shore.
Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A Towel !
Q. Why do sharks only swim in salt water ?
A. Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q. If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
A. Wet !
Q. If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Here is a classic Mr Bean adventure at the local swimming pool.
There are some real donkeys driving boats around on the water these days:
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No small wonder there are so many boating accidents.
Here is an interesting boating finale unfolding before our very eyes:
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I don't think cats really like getting wet. Probably because it makes them have such a bad hair day !
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Wet and Wild Jokes - Part 2
A father sends his son to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Please get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?
Boats are not the only dangerous things at the beach that we need to be careful with. The beach can be a pretty dangerous place, so we need to be careful.
So look out for all the things that are wet and dangerous, because you never know when it might bucket down on you next!
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So hope the weather doesn't put a dampner on your weekend.
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Big Passy Wasabi