Friday, October 8, 2010

On Ya Bike Friday Funny

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This week we are looking at funny things that happen when we ride bikes. Big Passy loves bike riding, and recently bought a brand new model Haro mountain bike:

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Haro bikes are strong, reliable, and and provide an excellent quality ride. Check them out at this website: http://www.haro.com.au/mtb/bikes/

Well enough of me gloating over my new bike, and let's get onto the funnies!

Here is a great little prank played on some unsuspecting recreational mountain bikers:



Of course some people need to use their bicycles for work related activities. And if you are going to work with your bike, well you might as well make it a worthwhile load!

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Big Passy has some panier bags on his bike's packrack and uses these for carting supermarket shopping. However, we are limited in load capacity, and thus need to shop regularly. Perhaps we should buy a more purpose-made bicycle in the near future:

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A few quick bicycle jokes that you might like.

Q. When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A. When it turns into a driveway.

Q. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
A. Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Q. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
A. Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Q. Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
A. Sir Francis Brake !

Q. What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head?
A. Petal !

Q. What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
Bicycle petals !

Q. What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?
A. Bike carbonate of soda !

Q. What did the bicycle call its dad?
A. Pop-cycle.

Jokes Source: http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-bicycle-jokes.html

Okay then, time for some classic bicycle bloopers from YouTube:



It is so much better to go riding with a friend. Here is the long and the tall of tandem riding.

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Or maybe we want to keep a lower profile when riding together:

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And why not ride with your best friend everywhere, even at Walmart! It looks like a lot of fun, as per this YouTube video clip.



Here is a mature age Biking Joke.

"Going Deaf"

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"


Finally, let's watch a few more bicycle bloopers from YouTube:



That's it for another week. I would have loved to have ridden my mountan bike along the flat Nile river delta in Egypt. I saw some American tourists doing it and it looked like great fun. Oh well I will have to make do with a bush ride on the weekend.

On Ya Bike,
Big Passy Wasabi

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