Friday, November 26, 2010

Cross Friday Funny

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The theme for this week's Friday Funny is anything to do with the word "cross" and it's derivitaves. For example, what you get when you cross a Lion with a Zebra.

Here is a fine selection of crossing with each other jokes.

What Do You Get If You Cross.......

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
Apollo neck woolly jumpers !

What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ?
Streaky bacon !

What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ?
The big match !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?
A high jumper!

What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?
Double yellow lions !

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A brush with the law !

What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ?
A hole in one !

What do you get if you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ?
The poohed piper !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?
Trunk and disorderly !

What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
Central bleating !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets ?
Ping pong !

What do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A teddy brrrrr !

What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire ?
Something new fangled !

What do you get if you cross a tin opener, a vampire and a cricket team ?
An opening bat !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A lawn mooer !

What do you get if you cross a pair of dogs with a hairdresser ?
A shampoodle and setter !

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a dog ?
Tyrannnosaurus Rex!

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers ?
Mad jester United !

What do you get if you cross a large computer and a beefburger ?
A big mac !

What do you get if you cross an overheating large computer with a beerburger ?
A big mac and fries !

What do you get if you cross a hat factory and a field of cows ?
A pat on the head !

What do you get if you cross a detective with a cat ?
A peeping Tom !

What do you get if you cross a pig and a part in a film ?
A ham roll !

What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase ?
Not mushroom for your holiday clothes !

What do you get if you cross a computer with a potatoe ?
Micro chips !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a crystal ball ?
A message from the udder side !

What do you get if you cross a chicken and an electricity socket ?
A battery hen !

And of course, what do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Motor Cycle:

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Or maybe this is a better punchline picture for a zebra-motorbike joke:

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And I guess you've all heard the one about why the Zebra crossed the road?

- To see some white stripes.

The Zebra would certainly have been sure to cross the road at a Zebra Crossing.

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Here is Part 1 of our personal "Cross the Road" favorites.

Cross the Road Jokes - Part 1

Why did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.

Why did the frogs cross the road?
To get a croak-a-cola.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall.

Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital.

Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the sheep cross the road?
He needed to go to the baa baa shop.

Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.

Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.

Why did the sick rabbits cross the road?
They needed to the hopital.

Why do skunks argue when crossing the road?
Cause they like to raise a stink.

Did you hear the story about the peacock who crossed the road?
It is really a colorful tail.....

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

Time for a Visual: Why did the Sheep cross the Road?



We are sure you want more, and here they are!


Cross the Road Jokes - Part 2

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!

Why did the nose cross the road?
Because it kept getting picked on!!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road???
Because it had no guts!!

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs!

Why did the redneck cross the road?
He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Why did the cows cross the road?
To go to the moooooo-vies!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach its Nay-borhood.

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!

Jokes Source: http://www.boyscouttrail.com

Now if you are a bit cross about not having a normal full of videos Friday Funny this week, then let's hope you are not as cross as this young man. (He is a definite worry!)



Hmmm... think I might ease up a bit on the computer war games this weekend.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

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