Friday, December 3, 2010

Friday Funny on the Buses

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Our school recently hired a giant bendy bus to fit all the kids on for a music excursion.

Piano Accordion Bus
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They also hired a great bus for the science class's field trip to the zoo:

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Recently Big Passy also got to go on an IT excursion on a big comfy tour bus and had himself a great time.

All that bussing around has inspired this week's Friday Funny all about travel on buses.

Time to climb aboard, get yourselves seated, and enjoy the ride!

Public transport is supposed to be a cheaper alternative. But it is not free, you do have to pay the driver.

Now kids, make sure you don't get on the wrong bus. The bottom seats take you to school in America. The top seats take you to Australia!

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Smoking isn't allowed on buses, or is it?
Looks like this guy insn't the only one belching out foul smelling smoke.

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Smoking isn't allowed on planes either. We've always found that flying on a plane is just like being on an overly glorified bus. Now we have direct proof from Google Images.

By Bus or by Plane, it's all the same?

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Bus Jokes Part 1.

Q. What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
A. I don't know. But it could always get a seat on a bus!

Q. What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
A. Hop on

Q. Why did the bat miss the bus?
A. Because he hung around for too long.

Q. How do eels get around the seabed?
A. They go by octobus.

Q. Why did the bus stop?
A. Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Q. Q: What is a bus ?
A. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Q. Which end of a bus is it best to get off?
A. It doesn't matter. Both ends stop at the same place.

Q. What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?
A. Dead.

Q. What "bus" crossed the ocean?
A. Columbus

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The wheels on the bus go round and round. But it looks like one of the most important wheels has fallen off this Chinese bus.

Broken China Steering Wheel
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And still in China, where buses have been flooded with passengers lately.

Flooded Chines Bus
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Seems there are a lot of problems with those Chinese buses.

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Don't you hate it when the bus drives straight past your getting off stop, Here is a helpful video of a guy who has those sort of problems getting off a bus.

Have you heard about the new bus company offering door to door service? (Even if you live on the second floor of your apartment building!)

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Bus Jokes Part 2.

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a young lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.

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Buses can get a bit crowded during peak times. But after seeing the picture below, we don't want to hear want anyone complaining next time they find themselves on a crowded bus!

Tiny Indian School Bus
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Has your daily bus commute been lacking entertainment. Well this could be the answer to your boredom.

We guess that everyone will do the tour bus thing at least once in their lives.

The best thing about Dutch bus tour companies is that they really deliver. You go on a tour of the canals, you get to see the canals!

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We hope you enjoyed our little tour of bussing you around, and let's hope you enjoy your weekend even more.

Big Passy Wasabi

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