Friday, December 31, 2010

NYE 2010 Friday Funny

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It's New Year's Eve and we know a few people are going to be letting their hair down. So this Friday we are looking at all the funny things that happen when people get drunk.

Let's start off responsibly with some suggestions for warning labels that should be placed on bottles of alcohol, and definitely needed on NYE.

CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL WARNINGS

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).

Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

Jokes Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com

The important thing to keep in mind when consuming alcohol is Moderation:

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The next important factor to realise is that with alcohol impaired senses, accidents can easily happen:

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Here is a very educational YouTube video all about things that happen when our senses are severely impaired.



Drunk Test Fail

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.

"The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk."

Jokes Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com

There is an old wives tale that a cold bath or shower is the best way to sober up. This picture totally disproves that theory once and for all!

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Here is a nice little YouTube song all about drinking beer



Here are some graphic images all about some certain signs that you might be drinking too much.

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And proof that whatever boys can do, girls can do better!

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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY BE DRINKING TOO MUCH

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

4. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

5. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a pack - coincidence?

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

7. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

8. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!

9. You are beginning to find cricket to be exciting.

10. That stupid pink elephant followed me home again.

Jokes Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com

Here is a charming little country hillbilly tune as the last of this week's videos.



As we tick down to the New year, we want to wish all of our readers a safe and happy NYE. We look forward to a great year in ICT heaven in 2011.

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So Cheers Big Ears and Happy New Years Eve!

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Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

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