Saturday, July 9, 2011

Chocolate Friday Funny

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This week we have decided to treat everyone to a bit of chocolaugh.

Let's get right straight into it with a clip from the best film ever made about chocolate.

Just typing this post is making me hungry for chocolate, even my keyboard is starting to look strange.

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It makes chocoholics want to rush out and get their teeth into one of those fabulous new Iphones.

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Maybe I'll just have to pop out to the kitchen for a cuppa.

Even the dog is craving a chocolate fix.

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Here is another great clip from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

My goodness that little girl was annoying.

Let's face it, life is kind of like chocolate, and sometimes you've got to deal with all sorts.

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And to cope with a day of dealing with nuts, what better comfort food is there than a giant block of your favorite chocolate treat!

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That is, unless you happen to have already done a solid day's work making your own chocolate.

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Those guys with the giant chocolate bar can probably tick yes to all of the following items.

Top 10 Signs You Are a Chocoholic

1. You like to dip strawberries, cherries and bananas in chocolate so much, that you start experimenting at dinner with broccoli and cauliflower substituting chocolate for cheese.

2. You buy a bottle of chocolate syrup and carry it around in a small paper bag for a quick nip when you need it.

3. You've eaten all twenty-four pieces of chocolate in your advent calendar by December 1st.

4. You think the best post-holiday sales follow Halloween, Valentines Day and Easter.

5. You think Hershey 65% cacao bars are for rookies and Lindt 85% cacao bars are for professionals.

6. You plan to start a grassroots movement to get the cacao bean listed in the protein section of the food pyramid.

7. You think the woman in the Dove commercial who is satisfied with just one piece of chocolate is faking it.

8. The only tree you want to save in the Rainforest is the Cacao tree.

9. You accidentally ate some dog food pellets the kids gave to you, thinking they were chocolate.

10. You think Chocolate is better than COD!


Speaking of COD, could this be the ultimate food snack for Black Ops players ?

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This is definitely one of the best chocolate ads ever!

Here is the next part in the Japp Chocolate Ads series.

Here is another great "Japp" brand Chocolate Bar ad.

The next in the series is Japp Chocolate Ad Number 4.


Here is a different twist with Japp chocolate Ad number 5.

Easter is a time of devotion for chocoholics.

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Chocolate Quotes

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
-- Anonymous

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-- Author Unknown

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
-- Author Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
-- Author Unknown

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
-- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
-- Miranda Ingram

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
-- Forrest Gump in the movie "Forrest Gump"

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
-- Gina Hayes

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
-- Author Unknown

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
-- Anonymous

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
-- Linda Grayson

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Here is a classic annoying Taxi Driver commercial.

And here is the actual Indian Kit Kat ad.

Kit Kat and Cadbury are big rival brands in India. But there must be some special illicit ingredient they are putting into the Indian version of Cadbury Dairy Milk.

Some people take chocolate containing legal substances for medicinal purposes.

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While others go for an all over chocolate treatment.

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We have never heard the "Chocolate Rain Song". But here is one version that is definitely not the original.

Hope you liked the taste of our first ever chocolate coated Friday Funny.

Big Passy Wasabi

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