Saturday, August 27, 2011

Penguin Friday Funny

Two funny penguins
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Apparently a black penguin has been found in Antarctica, rebelliously violating the strict dress code for the bird colony.

Black Emperor Penguin
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We thought this was pretty funny, and so here is our Friday Funny totally devoted to Penguins.

This penguin certainly looks like he's having a bad day.

Cheezeburger huffy penguin
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Maybe he's upset that he wasn't part of the recent scientific survey conducted on our furry flippered friends.

Penguins being surveyed
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Obviously you don't need a Penguin Suit to get close to these guys, and strike up a lasting friendship.

Guy in penguin suit with birds
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Penguin Jokes Part 1

Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.

Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.

Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.

Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.

Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.

Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.

Q: What´s black, white & red all over?
A: A penguin with sunburn.


Here is a dubbed over parody video of the "Pingu" animated TV show for kids.



As well as the out of uniform black penguin, there are all sorts of other Penguin rebels in the Antarctic colony.

This penguin is a rebel with a cause, but we are not too sure how long his lifespan will be with this type of adrenalin junkie bad boy behavior!

Penguin cymbals polar bear
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And this poor colony misfit is in all sorts of trouble.

Kitten raised by penguins
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Penguin Jokes 2

Q: How do penguins drink?
A: Out of beak-ers.

Q. What's a penguin's favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.

Q. Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt-arctica

Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers.

Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they're always in the pole position.

Q. What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
A. A penguin rolling off an iceberg.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed penguin.


Naturally our most favorite Penguin is the tuxedo umbrella dude from the Batman movies.

Danny Divito Penguin
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Here is a classic Batman versus Penguin sequence from the early days TV series.



Well we gotta go find our flippers and tuxedo for the Deep Sea Divers Ball on Saturday night.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

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