Saturday, August 20, 2011

Sick Friday Funny

Nurses with yuk food
Image Source: http://declubz.com

If you were feeling sick and went to Hospital, this food would certainly not provide your passage back to better health !


Big Passy is sick this week with some very nasty Bronchitus, but as they say: "Laughter is the best medicine".

So here is a medicine filled Friday Funny all about being sick.

Let's start off with a classic Mr Bean video.



Our pets can get sick, and this is always a problem.

cat tonsils
Image Source: http://thegamersthumb.com

Here is a video all about Kermit the frog being sick.




Sick Jokes

In Australia we call corny jokes "sick jokes".

Here are a few of our favorites from the net.

Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A. I apologize, I am a little horse!

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue.

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?
A. A soccer match.

Q. When does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A. Close the door I am dressing!

Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A. A Slipper.

Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?
A.Because his parents were in a jam.

Q.What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A. Stop picking on me.

Q. How did the pirate stop smoking.
A. He used the patch.

Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.
A.A gummy bear.

Patient-”Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor-”Have you tried removing the candles first?”

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Source: http://www.greatcleanjokes.com


When someone goes to Hospital, it is only natural to fear the worst.



Here is something really fearful: Mr Bean performing surgery!



You certainly don't want to mess with the Panda while on your sick bed.



The only good thing about sickness is when it happens to someone else, like your Boss!



That's it for this week, I gotta get back to my sick bed.

Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi

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